Newegg has Microsoft Surface Laptop JKQ-00050: Intel Core i7 7th Gen 7660U (2.50 GHz); 8 GB Memory; 256 GB SSD; Intel Iris Plus Graphics 640; 13.5" Touchscreen; Windows 10 Pro 64-Bit for $699.99. Shipping is free.
Coboc CY-U3-AAMF-1.5-BK 1.5ft SuperSpeed 5Gbps USB 3.0 A Male to A Female Extension Cable,Gold Plated,Black,M-F - $2.99
70% off with promo code CBLAMXE3636
$2.99 - 70% = $0.90. Free shipping.
It's not very long, but may be enough to get your USB hub onto the desk (which is why I found/bought this). Sale ends in 3 hours, sorry I didn't find this sooner but maybe someone else out there also has a similar use.